These are some newish photos of Angelina Jolie choppering (Is “choppering” a verb? “To chopper”? Spell-check says it isn’t, but I think it is.) out of Richmond, England yesterday. I don’t know what this means for those rumors that Brad Pitt basically abandoned Angelina and the kids in Richmond, just miles away from the riots in central London, while he was off filming in Cornwall. Is Angelina abandoning the kids to the looters too? Probably not. I bet she was just off for a joy ride or something. Note the Louis Vuitton bag! The same GD bag that she’s been carrying for months. Surely Louis Vuitton sent Angelina some other purses, considering she’s the newest face of the brand? Right? Beyond the money, you become a spokesperson for the brand for the free stuff. Why is Angelina carrying the same old boring monogram bag?
In other Brangelina news, did you know that Angelina and Brad still have hot sex? True story. Angelina is so insatiable that Brad can barely keep up and Angelina might end up cheating on him because her need for O’s on demand is so strong.
Ever since she settled down with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie has been trying her hardest to transform her image from kinky sex fiend to earth mother. But as In Touch has learned, behind closed doors, Angelina is just as kinky – and insatiable – as ever.
“I really think Brad would do anything to sexually satisfy Angelina, because he would lose her if he didn’t,” an insider reveals, adding that for the sake of his relationship, Brad has tried lots of things in the bedroom he’d never dreamed of doing before. “Angelina likes it rough and playful.”
And she definitely likes to use props. “She has an antique chest in the bedroom where she keeps her sex toys,” the insider whispers. “She also likes bondage, to a certain point.”
But even with Brad working overtime in the sack, Angelina has trouble staying faithful. The woman who once bragged that she “likes everything: boyish girls, girlish boys, the thick, the thin” – craves sex constantly. And the insider reveals that she’s often “tempted” to cheat.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
The rest of the piece is just an interview with Angelina’s old nanny. Not a nanny who used to look after Angelina’s kids, mind you, but a woman who used to look after Angelina when she was, like, 2 years old. There’s a lot of stuff about what a son of a bitch Jon Voight was to Angelina’s mom Marcheline, and how Angelina is more like her father, blah, blah.
As for the whole “OMG, Angelina is so kinky, she has handcuffs!!!” – ugh. Yes, the bitch likes whips and handcuffs and leather and knives. We already knew this! And if she’s making Brad “work overtime” to please her, than good for her.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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